Final Draft Math Poem

Turn on my iPhone and I see the stocks

My parents talk about them but I don’t know what they are

I see Apple, Google, DOW, Yahoo and many more

But I still don’t understand what the f**k they are

I’m talking to my teacher at school school

Asking her what stocks are are

And her response surprised me

She told me

Big Companies sell stocks stocks

To the regular jocks jocks

So they can fund their projects

Buy stocks, they’re part

Of a humongous business.

Buy low, sell them high

So that we can earn cash

Buy stocks ‘round the clock

You can party every day

And go. Ooooooooo

Buy stocks, they’re part

Of a humongous business.

Buy low, sell them high

So that we can earn cash

Buy stocks ‘round the clock

You can party every day

And go. Ooooooooo

Then you invest in a new

Company with future

You have to hire a stockbroker

Who will manage your stocks

But now there is competition

And you don’t want to lose
now you have to be the best
Stockholder in the whole market.


There is a very famous stock market (it)
stands back in New York City
Its name is New York City
Stock Exchange.


NASDAQ
is the other small stock market
It's also in NYC (al...)
So in NYC

Buy stocks, they’re part

Of a humongous business.

Buy low, sell them high

So that we can earn cash

Buy stocks ‘round the clock

You can party every day

And go. Ooooooooo

It was a day

Back in 29

The drop in stocks. 

Caused by Scrooges

That day started

A tragedy

A time called the Great Depression

This time brought us

A few less jobs

For lots of our poor civilians

It also brought 

Sorts of nomads
these were the ho ho ho ho hobos


But at least that was a long time ago.

Buy stocks, they’re part

Of a humongous business.

Buy low, sell them high

So that we can earn cash

Buy stocks ‘round the clock

You can party every day

And go. Ooooooooo

Buy stocks, they’re part

Of a humongous business.

Buy low, sell them high

So that we can earn cash

Buy stocks ‘round the clock

You can party every day

And go. Ooooooooo